My insurance has a significant deductable that can be satisfied without paying by doing a handful of certain activities, one of which is getting the flu shot. If not for that deductable I'd probably disregard the flu shot.
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Do You Take Flu Shots?
by minimus ini never have.
i seldom get the "flu" and if i do, it usually happens after everyone else has gotten it.. i know of many people who regularly get the flu shot and they seem to always still get sick..
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Would you know or figure out what this is supposed to be if someone didn't tell you?
by Theocratic Sedition ingirl at work gave me one of these.
i was very appreciative of her doing so, yet too embarrased to ask her what it was.
i thought it was the toyota logo at first.
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Girl at work gave me one of these. I was very appreciative of her doing so, yet too embarrased to ask her what it was. I thought it was the Toyota logo at first. Eventually another coworker schooled me on what its supposed to be.
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Which of the 5 weekly meetings did you hate the most?
by RULES & REGULATIONS init was always stressed that the five weekly meetings were like the fingers on your hand.
each one was just as important as the next.
which of the meetings were the most boring,bothersome and difficult to listen to?
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Are they still doing that Happy Householder demo thing?
Yeah Shirley, they still do that. Every, and I mean EVERY demonstration ends in success. What the demo presents on the stage is the exact opposite of what happens when in field service.
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Which of the 5 weekly meetings did you hate the most?
by RULES & REGULATIONS init was always stressed that the five weekly meetings were like the fingers on your hand.
each one was just as important as the next.
which of the meetings were the most boring,bothersome and difficult to listen to?
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Hated the book study!!!! Sitting in some little room with the thermometer set at hell and the conducter doing his best Ben Stein imitation while discussing the seven trumpet blasts. Only a select few in the audience would comment and that mandated me to participate as I was a Ministerial Servant at the time. The other thing that sucked was getting off of work and rushing to get back home so I could change clothes and clean up and for what? To sit somewhere for an hour discussing something that I can't even remember nowadays. All that retarded crap stuffed into one hour, the Jonadab class, the seven trumpet blasts, the measuring rod and what the inches represented, and unlimited lessons in stupidity!!! One last thing, I was layed off from work one summer and the unemployment checks weren't cuttin it so I was quite active in looking for a job. I turned down a few jobs because of the emphasis placed on attending the book study. There were comments made back then that it might be the most important of our meetings especially with the Great Tribulation looming. In fact, the book study was so damn important that those cocksuckers known as the Governing Body decided to get rid of it as we knew it at the time and merge into the midweek meeting. That was the beginning of me starting to wonder if they were full of shit.
Nowadays I hate the meeting for field service and the Service Meeting. It's like a game of charades where we mimic someone's interpretation of 1st Century Christianity and pat ourselves on the back because what we're doing is so important. The demonstrations are often unprepared, stereotypical of nonJWs, or have unrealistic outcomes of what the householder will do if you prepare.
Service Meeting Demo as follows........
Dub: (taps mic to mimic door knocking and it's obvious mic isn't on; audience looks back at soundman who suddenly remembers he forgot to turn the volume up on the microphone. During that same time, the dub on stage gets the bright idea that maybe he has the mic off but it was actually already on with the sound not being turned up. So that dub moves the switch to off thinking he's turning it on. He taps the mic again and then looks back. By that time the stage-man walks up to the platform, takes the mic, and turns it on.
Dub: (taps mic to mimic knocking) G'mornin!
Householder: G'mornin neighbor!
Dub: I was in your neighborhood this morning posing this question to your neighbors, What do you think happens when you die?
Householder: You know, I was just thinking about that very question!!
Dub: Well let me show you what the Bible says! (householder takes the microphone so dub can manage locating Ecclesiastes and read it to householder)
Householder: Amazing! I've wondered for so long what the truth was concerning what happens when I die! Do you have a book I can read?
Dub: Yes I do!! I'd be more than happy to study this book entitled, What Does the Bible Really Teach? with you! How about I come back next week at this same time?
Householder: Why wait until next week, can we study a chapter or two together now? (audience smiles approvingly)
Speaker: (steps to mic) Thank you sisters for that wonderful demonstration. (looks at audience) Ya see friends how simple it is?
Reality as follows that following Saturday................
Dub: (partner rings doorbell, householder opens door cleary disturbed) G'mornin, I was in the neighborhood posing this question to your neighbors, What do you think happens when we die?
Householder: (nonchalantly) Fuck outta here. (slams door)
Dub: (to partner) Are we writing down Not-At-Homes?
Partner: I can't remember? Panara's bathroom run?
Dub: Lets!!!!!!!
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The Eight Horsemen of 2012
by Most Noble inby paul dale roberts.
the mayans were an intelligent civilization that had advanced writing, knew mathematics and were well versed in astronomy.
most people think that perhaps the world will end in 2012, because this is the prophesy of the mayans.
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Before we talk about some other Horsemen. Let's talk about a white buffalo calf. The Apache, Blackfoot, Caddo, Hidatsa, Commanche, Cheyenne, Arapaho, Cherokee, Chippewa, Mandan and the Sioux all believed in a prophesy that would lead us towards end times. This would happen when a white buffalo came upon our world. Meet Miracle, a pure white buffalo born on August 20, 1994 on the Heider Farm in Janesville, Wisconsin. Hmmm...let me see, 1994 is pretty close to 2012. Coincidence? Maybe there is something to this prophesy. I guess, we will have to wait and see.
Never knew about the white buffalo calf. Reminds me of the red heifer some of these fundamentalist nuts are trying breed for a temple in Israel.
Perhaps Anu and his two sons Enki (Ea) and Enlil, if they ever stop feuding for a while, will gather the rest of the Anunnakis to save us from a futuristic doomscape. The only reason why I mention Planet X, is because there are many believers who believe in the second coming and that we will all be saved. For those who believe the words of the Summerian clay tablets, they believe Planet X will return to close proximity to Earth and a new age will be brought forth, as the Anunnakis reveal themselves once again to mankind. We will learn that our myths and religions were actually centered on the gods from Nibiru. Stories of Poseidon and Neptune are in reality the story of Anu as he returned to Nibiru to dominate the seas and waters. Perhaps the Mayans received their astronomy know-how from the gods. The gods of Nibiru.
This is interesting. Would make for a great film.
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How Would You Answer
by turtleturtle ina brother once explained away 1975 by saying "jehovah changed his mind about the ninevites, didn't he?
did that mean he was a false prophet?
how would you answer that?.
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A brother once explained away 1975 by saying "Jehovah changed his mind about the Ninevites, didn't he? Did that mean he was a false prophet? No."
How would you answer that?
When did Jehovah become a prophet?
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Matthew 10:23
by pixel in"23when they persecute ?you?
in one city, flee to another; for truly i say to ?you, you?
will by no means complete the circuit of the cities of israel until the son of man arrives.".
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The fleed until they got enough numbers on their side to go from victim to victimizer.
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Who would you like to see on the Governing Body(TM) {just for fun!}
by punkofnice ini would like to see richard dawkins assume control.. he'd shake those paedophile loving twats up!.
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Ol Dirty Bastard.
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Another solution for reducing USA firearm homicide rate
by besty inbeen thinking about this for a while now.
in the absence of strong political leadership to enact stricter gun regulation it is clear that the people must excercise their 2a rights and bear arms.. think about the facts.. 9000 firearm homicides a year in the usa.
only 600 of those were by us - the good guys - law enforcement + justifiable action by joe sixpack.
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They did not have concealed handguns in the Sphagetti Westerns.
Ha! touche' touche'........
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Another solution for reducing USA firearm homicide rate
by besty inbeen thinking about this for a while now.
in the absence of strong political leadership to enact stricter gun regulation it is clear that the people must excercise their 2a rights and bear arms.. think about the facts.. 9000 firearm homicides a year in the usa.
only 600 of those were by us - the good guys - law enforcement + justifiable action by joe sixpack.
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If everyone had a concealed gun life would be like a combination of The Walking Dead and a Spaghetti Western.